Colour My Bollocks: An Adult Colouring Book for Uncertain Times

BOLLOCKS! SHIT A BRICK! ARSEBADGER! WAZZOCK! Over 30 rude swear words for you to colour in while not being a selfish prick and staying at home.

Let's be honest, staying in is SHITE, but we need to keep that bloody curve down. We're guessing there are a lot of not-very-PC thoughts running through your head right now, such as:

Why is my PISS WIZARD boss emailing me during my home workout?;

Do my kids always behave like total GOBSHITES or just while being home-schooled?;

And why oh why won't this virus just go FUCKETY BYE?

Don't internalise your stress until you're social distancing from the people you live with. Now you can colour yourself calm with COLOUR MY BOLLOCKS, the adult colouring book that says exactly what you think.