Kelly Conaboy is a writer in Brooklyn, New York. She's written for New York Magazine's The Cut, as well as the Hairpin, Gawker, and Videogum. Most of those websites no longer exist. (This is not because of Kelly.) She's been published by The Atlantic, the New Yorker, and the New York Times. Her humor piece for the New Yorker's "Shouts & Murmurs" section was adapted for the New Yorker Radio Hour and read for air by Ellie Kemper .