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Five foot two inches of lithe Lancashire muscle, combining the intellect of Joan Bakewell, the style of Joan Collins and the bosom of Joan from Mad Men, VANESSA PARODY enjoyed previous careers as a burlesque puppeteer, Formula One mechanic and research associate at the Large Hadron Collider before moving into erotic fiction.
She is the only person to have been the simultaneous recipient of Rear of the Year, the British Mensa Intelligence Award and a two year suspended sentence for streaking across the curling rink at the 2010 Vancouver Winter Olympics. She is unmarried.