Vampire Abbey

Mina Farnsworth, a highly liberated and highly- sexed young lady happy with anything in pants or petticoats, finds regular delights in the prickled goosefleshed thighs of her rustic lover Polly. When Polly is taken to work in the haunted Gooseflesh Abbery, she soon realises, there's more going on than a ghostly monk rattling his rosary.

Dark, erotic, and electrifying - True Blood meets Dracula.

Vampire Stefania Locusta is doomed to spend her eternal life with her husband - the insufferable Baron Mihai. When Algernon Barker arrives at their Romanian castle to purchase the supposedly haunted Gooseflesh Abbey from him, his bored wife finds a titillating and entertaining game in trying to seduce him away from his betrothed Alicia Cushing - by any means necessary.

Meanwhile, the delectable and highly sexual Mina Farnsworth is also trying to seduce her own prey - the soon to be betrothed Alicia. But when Algernon returns soon after with Baroness Stefania, and the Abbey deed at hand, Mina's attempted seduction of Alicia is cut short, instead becoming infatuated with the intoxicating Baroness. When strange things start happening in their small Yorkshire town, it seems one person is the cause - and this new, sexually-charged passion brings out secrets in everyone . . .