Everyone loves a bad boy.

The boy that is unattainable, either shrouded in mystery or rides a motorcycle. He might wear a leather jacket or he might be the captain of the football team. He usually has a reputation either from the endless conquests of women visiting his bed or how he roughs up his enemies.

This recipe will show you the ingredients you will need to make your very own bad boy:

Bad Boy Recipe

Ingredient List

1 male (preferably in good condition) 

1 cup of attitude – preferably asshole, but not douchebag. Even better 'Alphahole' which is a top grade ingredient.

2 tablespoons of past demons – but nothing that cannot be fixed by love.

2 cups of Alpha – but make sure this ingredient doesn’t have unhealthy control issues or creepy stalking tendencies as this could sour the recipe quickly. 

1 *eggplant emoji* of superior quality.

6 blocks of abs – this ingredient is standard.

1 handful of Tattoos – this is an optional extra but can enhance the bad boy recipe.

1 sprinkle of dirty talk - for spice!

Optional ingredients (but be careful with them because they can cause combustion of panties)

• MC (motorcycle club) member
• Billionaire
• Cocky sports star
• Brother's best friend
• Your best friend
• Mysterious guy at school
• Next door neighbour
• Your boss
• Teacher
• Older gentleman
• Rockstar
• MMA Fighter
• Mafia Boss
• Ambassador
• Chef
• Bodyguard

Mix together preferably between the sheets, maybe against a wall and probably in the back seat of either a limousine or private plane.

This recipe makes one.

J.A. Low is the author of the Bratva Jewels series - SAPPHIRE and DIAMOND. She lives in Canberra, Australia. When she's not writing steamy scenes, she's tending to her husband and two sons, and dreaming up the next epic romance. Jess is also the author of the Dirty Texas series.