You know you're a gardening fanatic when...
... you favour your ride-on lawnmower over your Ferrari.
... you think talking dirty means whispering the word 'compost'.
If this sounds all too familiar, read on to discover whether you've really gone to seed or you're just one petal short of a flower!
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