From that first date - and how it's all downhill from there.
We all know about the jungle of 'dating'. But once you've found your 'special' friend you'll have to pretend you like their taste in music, be nice to their mother and pick up their socks and that's only year one.
By the time you get into grumpy old middle-aged land, you're firmly on farting terms and over-familiarity has bedded in.
The only thing to do with the whole business is to laugh over it, which is the idea of this book.
full of wry observations - BIG ISSUE IN THE NORTH
Jenny Eclair is the Sunday Times top ten bestselling author of the critically acclaimed novels Camberwell Beauty, Having a Lovely Time and Life, Death and Vanilla Slices, as well as the Richard and Judy Book Club bestseller Moving and the short story collection Listening In. One of the UK's most popular writer/performers, she was the first woman to win the prestigious Perrier Award and has many TV and radio credits to her name. She lives in south-east London.