Tiny Violin: Soundtrack for Your Sob Story

Inspired by the popular saying "Let me play you the World's Smallest Violin..." comes Tiny Violin, a kit including a small violin that plays a sad tune when its strings are pressed down, a bow, and a display stand-perfect for drowning out those complainers in your life.

Drown out petty complaints with Tiny Violin! This kit includes everything you need to quell those crocodile tears:
Plays music: plays a sad tune when the strings button is pressed down
Violin replica: Includes a 3 4/5" replica of a real violin with mini bow and chinrest
Display stand: An elegant vinyl stand included to store and display your violin
Illustrated mini book: Includes a 32-page mini book about the origins of "tiniest violin"
Perfect gift: humorous gag gift or stocking stuffer

WARNING - KEEP BUTTON BATTERIES OUT OF REACH OF CHILDREN
Swallowing may lead to serious or fatal injury in as little as 2 hours due to chemical burns and potential perforation of the esophagus.
Never allow children to replace button batteries of any device.
If you suspect your child has swallowed or inserted a button battery immediately call the 24-Hour Poisons Information Centre on 13 11 26 (Australia) or 0800 764 766 (New Zealand) for fast, expert advice.
Regularly examine devices and make sure the battery compartment is correctly secured, e.g. that the screw or other mechanical fastener is tightened. Do not use if the compartment is not secure.
Dispose of used button batteries immediately and safely out of reach of children. A battery can still be dangerous even when it can no longer operate the device.
Tell others about the risk associated with button batteries and how to keep their children safe.