Political Wit: Quips and Quotes from the Back Benches and Beyond

'History will be kind to me for I intend to write it.'
Winston Churchill

'Britain has invented a new missile. It s called the civil servant. It doesn t work and it can t be fired.'
General Sir Walter Walker

Order, order! After a long day at the dispatch box, when your honourable friend s white paper has made you feel green and your poll ratings have slumped to a new low, hunker down in Speakers Corner with this grand coalition of political quips and quotes you ll be ready to take on the opposition at any time!