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One Hundred Secret Thoughts Cats have about Humans

Celia Haddon

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Prose: non-fiction, Gift books

Want to train your human even more purrfectly One hundred ways to work out your human's weird behaviour and so gain more cat power. Cats rule OK!

Adopt a rescue human. They think they are adopting you. Humans that need homes go to special places where cats are kept. These are rescue humans.

Humans can't caterwaul - except in the bath or sometimes when they play the piano.

They cannot purr. Cat psychologists suggest that this gap in the human vocal repertoire is due to their lack of inner confidence and serenity.

Baby humans don't have anyone of their own age to play with, but it doesn't matter as much as it would for a kitten as they are amazingly retarded.

Gay tom humans make the best pets.

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Celia Haddon

Celia Haddon is a bestselling anthologist whose books have sold well over 1,000,000 copies worldwide. She was the Daily Telegraph's pet agony aunt and is a reputed lover and worshipper of cats, having lived with them and loved them since she was a child. She has compiled a number of anthologies in their honour. She is also compiler of the best-selling One Hundred Ways series and a qualified cat behaviourist.

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