A playful, punchy paean to the pervasive poot. Kirkus Reviews (Starred review) Grandmas fart. Teachers fart. Terrifying creatures fart. But . . . is there someone who DOESN T fart? With sly humor, this fun board book looks at a subject that s sure to make children laugh: farting. With silent farts, farts like horns, and rainbow farts from unicorns, Almost Everybody Farts comically captures the gassy scene. And only one person insists she s fart-free: MOM! But is she? Kids will insist on reading this rhyming story again and again.